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征婚用语(男女篇)

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征婚用语(男女篇)

征婚用语(男人篇):  

诚实稳重--笨得象块石头,乏味无趣。  

人品修养好--八面玲珑,阿谀奉承。  

白领--有一套假冒西服,几根劣质领带。  

有房有车--外环线以外廉价工房,单位上的二手奥拓。  

自办实体--已负债累累,资不抵债。  

仪表出众--又白又胖。  

征婚用语(女人篇):  

肤白靓丽--半斤粉底霜,二两口红全面包装成白乌鸦。  

身材苗条--瘦骨嶙峋。  

身材适中--正在减肥,已胖得不行了。  

五官端正--鼻子眼睛嘴巴都长对了地方,但搭配一塌糊涂。  

清纯可爱--做事不经大脑思考,几乎等于白痴。

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支持一下,虽然是比较老的笑话贴,好像这写笑话经常出现在手机笑话中

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