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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.阿光出差一星期,回来未进家门先向公寓管理
员打探:“我出差期间有没有人来找过我太太
,特别是陌生的男子?”
管理员:“没有,只有一个送报纸的前天来过。”
阿光松了口气:“看来是我多虑了。”
管理员又说:“可他到现在还没下来呢!”

2.一美女应聘,问公司待遇如何。总经理说:“税后年薪十万”
美女接着问:“睡后付薪没问题。但一年睡多少次呢?”

3.一对男女刚认识不久,还是普通朋友的关系,有一次逛街女
的带着个腰包,包正好在小腹的位置,走路一颠一颠的,男
的说:“你把包包放在正中间走路不难受吗?”女的回问:
“你小弟弟也正好在中间走路不难受吗?”男的被憋的半天
没说出来话!

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