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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.实验课有个胖子不小心被氢氧化钠水溶液喷到了,
他去问老师该怎么办?
老师:那就要看你的造化了
2.一少妇倒垃圾,不小心滑倒在垃圾堆里,正要爬起,被一捡破烂的老头搂在怀里,老头感慨的说:城里人就是不会过日子,这么好的媳妇说不要就不要了
3.电梯里面
有一个大姐放了一个屁
后面的大叔忍不住抱怨说:到底是吃了什么? 怎么这么臭!
大姐不甘示弱的说:让你闻就不错了,还想知道配方阿!!

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