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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、经理问:女人和冰箱有何差别,女职员答:都是放肉的地方,不同冰箱肉进去软拿出来硬,女人肉放进去硬拿出来软

2、主人买只鸭蛋放进冰箱,鸡蛋看到了,禁不住惊叹:好大的鸡蛋啊。鸭蛋:胡说什麽啊,我是正宗的鸭蛋。鸡蛋:噢,我还以为你是喝三鹿奶粉长大的鸡蛋呢。

3、豆腐妈妈来幼儿园接孩子,和老师聊起天来,老师问:“豆腐太太,你喜欢吃火锅吗?”“特别喜欢呢!”“那太好了!其实……下午玩捉迷藏的时候,您的孩子躲到冰箱里去了。”

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