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☆ I accidently left an apple outside my local GP's surgery.
一不小心留了个苹果在咱们这儿全科医生的诊所门口。
He won't be able to get in.
这下他可进不去了啊。(英谚“一天一个苹果,医生不来找我”的后半句“keeps the doctor away”直译是“让医生来不了”)
——Felch89
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☆ What's thick, white and comes in your burger?
什么东西厚厚的白白的而且在你汉堡里?
McDonald's staff.
麦当劳员工。(前句双关:什么人不聪明、白皮肤、又射在你汉堡里?)
——city hobgoblin
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☆ John Terry admits he's going to have trouble marking Mario Balotelli on Sunday.
周日英格兰意大利大战在即,约翰·特里承认,盯防巴洛特里会有点困难。
"He's so black you'll barely see the bruises," said the England defender.
这名英格兰铁卫说:“丫黑成这样,打了也看不到淤啊!”(mark做动词有“留下痕迹、留下伤痕”的意思)
——burybob