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疼不疼

疼不疼

某人在老婆孕9个月还同房,一月后生下个男孩,一出生就问:我爸爸是谁?他说:是我啊!于是男孩用手指狂戳他爸的头说:这样戳你疼不疼?疼不疼?

小姐太太

医生:布朗太太,我要告诉你一个好消息。

  布朗:好消息?那太好了!但是您应该说“布朗小姐”,不是“布朗太太”。

  医生:布朗小姐,我要告诉你一个坏消息。

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看过一个类似的笑话,差不多的内容,很有特色

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看过一个类似的笑话,差不多的内容,很有特色
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第二个笑话不错,应该是女的怀孕了吧
第三个果然厉害,也不知道怎么想的哦

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