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我还认识你!

我还认识你!

包子和面条打架了,面条赢了.
包子哭回家.找来馒头帮忙.
两人来到面条家,方便面出来开门.
包子一把抓住他:小样,你以为烫个卷发我就不认识你了么?




老子是.......

冰箱里有4个馒头.
一天,第3个对第2个说:看,第4个家伙,浑身都长毛了!
第4个大叫道:混蛋,老子是猕猴桃!




谁在楼上......

那天,你跟女友分了.心情很不好.
你抬头:天空一片黑暗.......
你仰天大叹:老天,你也在替我悲哀么!你也在为我哭泣么?要不,落在我嘴里的雨水怎么会是苦的?
你似乎得到了安慰.......心情也好多了.
你又抬起头:妈的,谁在楼上向下撒尿.........

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最后一个有意思,屋漏偏逢连夜雨
前面的两个觉得不怎么样
个人意见

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不要再折磨失恋的人了,难道说这就是笑话吗

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最后一个有点让人想到。人倒霉了。喝凉水能都筛住牙逢。

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