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1.女人生孩子(打一成语)
答:血口喷人

2.甲和乙约好去喝酒,结果甲喝高了(打一种动物),不一会儿,乙也喝高了(打一种动物),这时,甲的老婆来了看到乙,非要和乙拼酒,结果也喝醉了(打一卡通人物)
答:兔;野兔;流氓兔

3.一头猪说:"加油啊"(打一食品)
答:朱古力(猪鼓励)

4.为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?
答:因为星星会闪啊

5.是男生还是女生?
答:男生 因为水饺有包皮

6.马加爵曾私下对我说:"钝到极点的刀才最具杀伤力",为什么呢?
答:因为它是锤子

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其实朋友不公布答案,我都猜得出来,现在新的谜语确实太少了!希望多发觉点新的有水平的

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