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笨儿子、明天过期、狮屎胜于熊便啊

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笨儿子、明天过期、狮屎胜于熊便啊

小时候,爸爸看我写作文。有个很简单的字写错了,爸爸笑着对妈妈说:我发现你儿子真笨。我急了,大声跟我爸说:你儿子才笨呢。


在车站候车室里,两位旅客坐在长椅上。大兵正在从药瓶里掏出药片大把大把地往嘴里塞,小兵不解地问:“老哥,怎么啦?不舒服?”
“呵,不是,这些药片今天不吃,明天就过期了。”

一天,狮子和狗熊在果园里大便。
几天后狮子大便附近的树长的比熊大便附近的树茂盛。
于是熊说了句包含哲理的话:“狮屎(事实)胜于熊便(雄辩)啊!!”

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