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1. A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a
heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the
phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no
clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor. “You ~censored~!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a
heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring
the kids?
一位已婚男士下班回来比往常要早，他听到从卧式传来奇怪的声言，他冲上楼，看到他的妻子正躺在床上，一丝不挂，气喘嘘嘘，”怎么了“他问."我心脏病犯了。妻子大喊。他赶紧冲下楼去打电话，这时他的4岁儿子走过来说：”爸爸，叔叔正躲在衣柜后，他没穿衣服“'。丈夫扔下电话冲向楼上的卧式，她的妻子吓得尖叫，丈夫一把扯开衣柜的门，当然了，他的兄弟正光身，蜷曲在衣柜的底部，”你，你“丈夫吼到：”我的妻子犯了心脏病，而你能做的就是光着身子在房里跑来跑去吓孩子吗？“

2.  Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
     A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q： 大象见到裸体男人会说什么？
A： 你那东西这么小怎么呼气啊？

3. An old man is just back from Thailand with his new Thai bride.
Lying in bed,his new bride is playingwith his manhood slowlystroking it up and down. The old man says
'You must love that, you haven't left italone since we got back.'
The bride sighed wistfully and replied 'Not really .... I just really miss mine.'

一个老人刚从泰国回来，带回了一个新娘。躺在床上，新娘上下捋弄着老人的小JJ。老人就说：”你一定很喜欢它吧，我们回来后，你就一直没离开过它/
“ 新娘遗憾的叹了口气：”也不是了。我只是很怀念我的。“

连学习英语！
带看笑话了！
谢谢，再多发点

真狠，我只是怀念我的 好像跟泰国扯上关系的笑话总少不了类似的笑点。