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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.非洲女人去上海旅游,住进一宾馆。半夜失火。那非洲女人飞快向外跑。一消防员看到惊奇的说:我的娘唉,都烧焦了还跑得这么快!

2.两个人在街上相遇了,这对老同学共同回忆起十几年前的学校生活。
“你无论如何不会想到,小明如今成了很有名气的文学批评家。”
“这不足为怪,想当初他在学校时就尤其不喜欢文学。”


3.一对情侣在山中被野人抓住说:“你们吃掉对方的大便就放了你们。”
情侣做到了,归途中女票大哭,男友问其原因。
女票伤心的说:“你不爱我,不然你不会拉那么多。”

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