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[短篇] 短笑话三则

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短笑话三则

1.  闺蜜怀了宝宝,全家当她为国宝一样供着,这天逛街看见地上有一个一元硬币,她用脚踩着,愣是打电话让老公过来替她捡了起来……

2.  邻居熊孩子小学四年级,昨天去学校拿成绩单,回来他老爸问考了多少分?他说全班16名。他爸说有没骗我?熊孩子答了句:骗你是狗日的!!!

3.  女儿:“我要买一身运动服用来晨跑!”爸爸:“为什么啊,穿校服晨跑不也挺好吗?”女儿:“穿校服晨跑谁能知道我晨跑啊,他们都认为我上学迟到了!”
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  • sdzzlihui 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2015-11-15 12:17

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第三个笑话太有喜感了,现在的小孩真是充满了智慧,有时候的回答让我们眼前一亮!

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