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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

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[一代综师]笑话三则

星星会闪

一位乘客坐在飞机上,空中小姐问一个小女孩说:“为什么飞机飞这么高,都不会撞到星星呢?”小女孩回答:“我知道,因为星星会‘闪’啊!”

问问你妈

一天,市长的儿子开着车横冲直撞,闯红灯给警察抓住。   警察:“把驾驶证给我。”   市长的儿子:“难道你不知道我的爸爸是谁吗?”   警察:“请把驾驶证给我把,我真不知道你爸爸是谁。如果你搞不清谁是你爸的话,建议你回去问问你妈。”

乐器新解

佳佳跟着妈妈去听音乐会。  佳佳:“妈妈,站在乐队前面的那个人,拿着一根小棍在干什么呀?”  妈妈:“我的乖孩子!你看见那些乐器吗?它们发出了各种不同的声音,那个人就用小棍把它们搅匀了!”

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