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我帮你洗洗裤衩(真是故事)

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我帮你洗洗裤衩(真是故事)

记得还是很多年以前,北京的露天游泳池夏天开放,分深水和浅水区,去深水区必须有经过深水测试合格的深水证才能进入,所以是很珍贵的,深水合格证是缝在裤衩上的。有一次我去深水区游完泳回浅水区冲淋浴,把游泳裤衩放在了龙头上转身和一个朋友聊天,聊着聊着一转身发现裤衩没了,旁边一个中年男子正拿着我的裤衩在装模作样地洗,我走过去跟他要,他说了一句话把我和朋友笑喷了,他说:我现在没事,帮你洗洗裤衩。

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好笑话的话,大家都帮助顶呀,别让沉下去呀
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  • 色中色知道 金币 -5 回复中请不要使用“顶”字! 2008-8-31 05:43

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楼上的朋友 你说了不因该说的话 下次说话前 请先看下版规 谢谢

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